Lutefisk

It has come to my attention that "lutefisk" is a fish.  Therefore, I will NOT in fact be keeping it in my secret hidden travel money belt.  However, I may purchase a safe and keep the lutefisk in it so Ole and Lena stay the hell away from it.

Lutefisk is a traditional dish of the Nordic countries and parts of the Midwest United States.  It is made from stockfish (air-dried whitefish) or dried/salted whitefish (klippfisk) and lye.  Its name literally means "lye fish."

I really hope lutefisk is NOT the protein at the wedding dinner.